CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER Color:Grey It's the kind of gift

It's the kind of gift that says you really know someone

The setup is so disarmingly cute that the punchline takes a full three seconds to land — and that three-second delay is the whole performance

even if you're only 12 pounds soaking wet

People will either get it immediately or spend a few seconds processing what they're seeing

The hair went feral

CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER Color:Grey It's the kind of giftAbout This Design This funny graphic tee celebrates professional dairy credentials with tongue in cheek certification humor. The design plays on official looking badges and certificates, but for a very specific skill set that certain people take pride in mastering. It's the kind of shirt that makes people do a double take and then quietly chuckle once they get it. Why You'll Love This Shirt Perfect conversation starter that separates the quick witted