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an enigmatic talent of staggering proportions
All My Bad Habits Have Prepared Me for This* Album
A clock melting backwards
Bjorkman offers tools
A flaming index finger pointing nowhere useful
Absurdité Rationnelle Format:PDF an enigmatic talent of staggeringA users manual for the soul you never agreed to inhabit. This is not a book. Its a ritual in disguise. A clock melting backwards. A flaming index finger pointing nowhere useful. Inside Absurdit Rationnelle, Mr. Bjorkman offers tools, daily rituals, and an undisclosed number of hallucinated parables to help you master the art of Enlightened Nonsense. You will learn to grieve your birth, laugh at your shadow, and seduce the void with impeccable timing.
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