Money Shot The F* Offs #1 [Of 5] Vault K Suspiria Black Bag 08/05/2026 METALLIC DICE GAMES Mars Attacks

Mars Attacks

Make managing your Stratagems

What happened to living the good life in the otherworld

* Collects Seven Secrets #1-6

but a Jedi always clings to hope

Money Shot The F* Offs #1 [Of 5] Vault K Suspiria Black Bag 08/05/2026 METALLIC DICE GAMES Mars AttacksIt had to happen! In the grand tradition of Secret Wars, Crisis of Absolute Proportions, and Battle of the Network Stars comes a massive cosmic crossover! A strange force has returned after millennia to gather the finest champions from across the galaxy to compete in grand games. But there's no fighting here. No, this is THE F%CK OFFS! Some will win! Some will lose! And everyone will come! From the geniuses of debauchery, Tim Seeley, Patton Oswalt,