You can immediately swing out with something like Blightsteel Colossus or Marit Lage, potentially ending a game pretty quickly
But 2/1 lifelink for also isn't getting you very far unless 1) you're actually in it for the lifelink, and 2) there is a low expectation of Adelbert Steiner being removed before paying you off
This is the kind of chaos I can get behind, and Ill never say no to the goodest of bois Pako
The dream play here is to get someones Counterspell on the trigger, but thats a bit of a fantasyland
When your (real-life, paper) battlefield is covered in creatures, its easy to forget which ones can be boosted once youve assigned them as blockers, or sacrificed at the end of your opponents turn to smash in more damage before your untap step
A triumph of technology and testament to mans potential