Resolute Watchdog
Theres no way the end solution for these two units can ever be the same
But this ban-and-crash cycle isnt always the rule, and were living through a pretty stark example of such an exception right now
Dwarven Pony, although not very efficient, is at least usable
Braingeyser, Clone, Copy Artifact, Demonic Hordes, Demonic Tutor, Fastbond, Fork, Juggernaut, Kird Ape, Living Wall, Nettling Imp, Regrowth, Resurrection, Rock Hydra, Serendib Efreet, Sol Ring, Vesuvan Doppleganger, Veteran Bodyguard and Wheel of Fortune, just to name a few of the cards players missed having available to them
Other references are less specific, poking fun at aspects of MTG in general