Rather than draw you lots of cards or put other cards into play or provide mana, Phyrexian Processor does one thing every turn: Produce an obscenely big creature
Theres no such thing as a venomousAGGHHH! Candy Grapple gets bonus points for a card name being a play on words
Makes me want to just run The Scarab God, honestly, but theres something to this card
However, despite this card's age, its value hasn't increased as you might have expected
There have been a few creatures printed over the years that proliferate with combat damage, but Grateful Apparition is better than most because it proliferates even if you hit a planeswalker too
Furthermore, it can run away into wall Pokmon like Mimikyu so that the opponent is forced to use cards like Boss's Orders and Prime Catcher to respond on the following turn, thus making Accelgor an intriguing focus of an underrated control deck