Removing blockers is pretty easy given all of the edict effects in black, but we dont have to use only those
Creature - Horror Insect Phyrexian Pir, Imaginative Rascal Partner with Toothy, Imaginary Friend (When this creature enters, target player may put Toothy into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) If one or more counters would be put on a permanent your team controls, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead
Roar of the Fifth People is an epic saga that does an excellent job of amassing dinos for an alpha strike that can do a ton of damage
We dont disagree, but there still arent nearly enough cards that would go on the list
- No, its not as effective as Swords to Plowshares or Path to Exile, but those cards dont let you do an Ian McKellen impression when you cast them
The fact that Sarkhan does just that is a big deal