Eriette of the Charmed Apple Listed at: $8 Eriette of the Charmed Apple looks like a devastating commander if all is going well, but it demands quite the setup for that to happen
Im still waiting for the Revel in Riches deck to make its appearance, and when it does, Dockside Extortionist will be there to fuel the fire
It will run Verdant Touch or Forbidden Orchard to give your foe a dork, and then thus, activate Oath for that Akroma, Angel of Wrath/Darksteel Colossus/Blightsteel Colosusus/Sliver Queen/Verdant Force/Spirit of the Night/Emrakul, the Aeons Torn or whatever else happens to tickle your fancy
Non-factory cut cards are often cut from sheets that were stored rolled up, and therefore often have a bend
Your milage may vary
You can work around not having any food by digging someone's leftover pizza crust out of a dumpster and chowing down, but just because you managed to find a way to survive doesn't mean the system isn't broken