For ages 12-17
Voice of VictoryVoice of Victory is by far the best mobilize card: It's cheap to cast, fairly resilient, it gives you the counterspell-pass for your turns, and it also prepares you coffee (it doesn't, but it may as well do)
If it's neither day nor night, and a creature with daybound and a creature with nightbound somehow appear on the battlefield at the same time, it becomes day
Landing hits is even easier thanks to having flying too, so you can force an opponent to collude with you whether they'd like to block it or not
Your opponent takes all Battle Damage you would take from a battle involving this card.[/spoiler] [spoiler='Show Effect']When this face-up card is targeted for an attack, you may reveal 1 "Joke" card from your Deck and send it to the Graveyard
So I bolted out of bed and began yanking down AdSense and filled its voids with the following: 1