The other possibility is playing Invasion of Regatha in a dedicated burn deck since the backside seems pretty powerful with Play with Fire, Lightning Strike, and friends as a weird twist on Torbran, Thane of Red Fell, although I'm not sure a burn deck wants to use multiple burn spells or attacks to remove the five defense counters to defeat the battle
They got to nerd out talking about their favorite episodes that were on the cards
It's also cumulative with other effects that let you play additional lands, such as the one from Enter the Unknown
Certainly this is too narrow for most cubes but it is also still one of the best blue removal spells on offer
As these blue creatures tend to have rather low Power, you can imagine the number of turns of attack youd need in order to beat 3 opponents
Recruit some fresh pirates and Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier gives you a non-attacking way to impact the game