oversized mtg card Ultra PRO put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control. The Fourth Sphere (Planechase) -

Its evocative of the dark turn Lion King story while also expressing the extreme board-wiping effect of the card

You dont attack or get equipped with anything anyway, but if we look at the rest of our DEBT acronym, this means that you cant be targeted, damaged, or enchanted by the chosen card

Some types of coating, especially matte, allow for effortless shuffling, while others, like glossy, tend to get sticky much quicker

Improvisation Capstone I love improv and can't wait to pull this out of my chaos Commander deck

The tap mode discount makes this reasonably efficient when under pressure, so Id expect this to be fairly solid removal for more controlling decks

Champion of the Weird Finally, we have Champion of the Weird, an attrition machine, and arguably the most underrated utility rare in the set