Indomitable Creativity decks create a bunch of tokens and run nothing but haymaker creatures to flip into
Artifact Color tag templates(None) Smothering Tithe Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay
He can be in play by turn two with a little ramp, and while the food token from his +2 ability isn't that impactful, he's then sitting at six loyalty - and dealing with him is an utter nightmare
This is worded specifically to work for your opponents too, rewarding them for attacking other players and avoiding you
When I counter a spell, I want it to feel countered, and this is as close to a traffic sign, replete with raised hand, that you get in MTG
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