Rather than touching on every one of them, I instead focused on the base printings for my analysis above
III - Tap all creatures your opponents control
After opening up all of the cards you will end up with 288 cards with the following spread
Every time it tapped to attack, it also tapped down my best creature and gave it a stun counter
The nature of CCGs means that the cards in the packs are entirely random across the set rarity of each pack, which for each Lorcana booster pack is 6 common cards, 3 uncommon cards, 2 rare, super rare, or legendary cards, and 1 foil card (random rarity level)
Or you can use multiple discard effects to spread the love around a fleet of creatures, kind of like Balmor, Battlemage Captain, except you get to draw cards