If Only I’d Not Seen You in the First Place Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size:S an EXIT HERE for emergencies

an EXIT HERE for emergencies

or the people who love them

a half-roll of duct tape

and disappear into the horizon

this design turns the oldest distraction in the book into a pair of giant googly-eyed troublemakers

If Only I’d Not Seen You in the First Place Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size:S an EXIT HERE for emergenciesDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! From across the room, it looks like a sweet little First Place! ribbon. Then people get closer and realize the real message is much nastier: If Only Id Not Seen You in the First Place! A perfect bait and switch design for anyone who enjoys sarcasm, regret, and emotional damage dressed up like an achievement award. Great for exes, bad dates, toxic coworkers, family reunions, petty friendships, or anyone who