The Sarcasm In My Head Tee boob joke This design celebrates reluctant readers

This design celebrates reluctant readers

your dog is sitting there with a wagging tail and a much better plan

Perfect for anyone whose patience is gone

or family reunion knows exactly how close the line can get

It’s about the cost of choosing awareness over comfort

The Sarcasm In My Head Tee boob joke This design celebrates reluctant readersDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! The sarcasm in my head is caused by the chasm in yours. There. Somebody finally said it out loud. This shirt is for the people who are exhausted from explaining obvious things to confident idiots. A beautifully bleak little masterpiece for anyone whose internal monologue sounds like a disappointed philosophy professor trapped in a customer service job. Stark white on black contrast. Distressed typography.