Assassins Anonymous -- Rob Hart, Hardcover Humor Told in alternating timelines

Told in alternating timelines

Can Bob--the big cheese at the best birdseed restaurant around--cook up a recipe for disaster that'll stir the pot and push his rival to go south

but simple murders

She wants to be someone people admire and respect

Posing as master and slave

Assassins Anonymous -- Rob Hart, Hardcover Humor Told in alternating timelines"The best kind of thriller. . . . Suspenseful, sentimental, and ultimately redemptive, Assassins Anonymous is a can't miss novel." S. A. Cosby, author of All the Sinners Bleed In this clever, surprising, page turner, the world's most lethal assassin gives up the violent life only to find himself under siege by mysterious assailants. It's a kill or be killed situation, but the first option is off the table. What's a reformed hit man to do? Mark was the