I Am So American I Shit Red White & Blue bird lover and reluctant success

and reluctant success

and anyone who’s ever met a person whose ego entered the room before they did

gym avoiders

This minimalist

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I Am So American I Shit Red White & Blue bird lover and reluctant successDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people quietly hang a flag on the porch. Some people put a bumper sticker on the truck. And then there are the folks who are so unapologetically American that even their digestive system salutes the flag. Featuring Skid proudly waving Old Glory while armed with a sparkler and absolutely zero concern for subtlety, this shirt celebrates the kind of patriotic enthusiasm that makes the neighbors wonder if