(Not making a judgment call there, just saying the creature types arent well-correlated.) So theres a market for it based on the dwarf text and color identity, ignoring all the rest
Vault 101: Birthday Party Vault 101: Birthday Partys first chapter is just a toll you have to pay to get to the real prize, which is where you automatically cheat out Kaldra Compleat and Helm of the Host and attach them to your commander for free
The selection is more diverse than you may have expected, and each one is valuable to us
Since the pinging is damage, not lifeloss, how about we cast Tainted Strike on Konrad before pinging so we win with infect damage
Target opponent loses life equal to its mana value
Legolass Quick Reflexes looks particularly powerful, threatening to even appear in competitive formats like Legacy