Since two triggers are trying to go on the stack at the same time, first your triggers are put on the stack since you are the Active Player (AP), then your opponent's triggers are placed on the stack on top since they are the Non-Active Player (NAP)
As you might expect, the list is entirely subjective to what Magic was to me last year
For everyone else, the use of this card could be enough to knock them out of the game
The second ability is three lines just to ask you to set your watch. The third ability is another three lines of text, half of which re-reference the Day/Night cycle introduced by the second ability (but which still require referencing a token to understand)
They essentially serve as mini-quests, eerily similar to those offered in Hearthstones Battlegrounds mode
For removal, Prison Realm works well and keeps the tempo going with its scry ability, along with Kraul Harpooner for those pesky flyers