Part of the problem is that there isn't a named character for the community to latch onto with Bearscape, because the game doesn't have any 'bears' it could include
A: We usuallly ship by Fedex
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Aside from a weakness against flying, its able to mobilize an army with frightening speed, and it grows with your aggression
It doesnt get much cheaper than zero mana, and if youre playing any deck without an abundance of great removal, then it makes perfect sense to sideboard in a pair of Gut Shots in order to Time Walk your opponents Noble Hierarch, Champion of the Parish, Vault Skirge, Signal Pest, Steel Overseer, or other annoying X/1 creature
To Equip a card you need an effect that allows you to do so or to have that card be of the Equip Type (Equip Spell or Equip Trap)