If a creature is wearing a hat on its head, treat the hat as part of its head
Using the Book of Vile Darkness in combination with the Hand and Eye of Vecna, you can call him forth as an 8/8 indestructible Zombie God who can draw you cards, create Zombie tokens, and buff himself or another creature once per turn
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When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie