The reason MTG cards must conform to specific dimensions, size, and weight is because its considered marking if they dont
While it doesn't give all your creatures haste, one thing to remember is that most decks often only need to give one new creature haste per turn, which means this basically gives all your creatures haste most of the time
Its important to note that even if an opponent is tasked with defending a battle, the person who cast it is still both its owner and controller
It was such a wild ride and such a fun process
If heads, the Defending Pokmon is now hypnotysed
This compares very nicely to Commander Classic (CC) Karmic Guide, in 50,000 decks over at EDHREC.com