Here's my big choice, I use machinations to get Maralen of the Mornsong, then use Talon Gates of Madara to phase her out until my next turn
Seriously, if the first exposure most people had to Magic was Bottle Gnomes, the game would have 100% retention
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While a bit more swingy than other cards that were included in the ban, like Jeweled Lotus and Mana Crypt, it also has plenty of potential to be a bit of a dud if no one else is playing a large number of artifacts and enchantments
Instead, for just one generic mana, you can attach it to any creature an opponent controls, goading it and giving it +2/+0
Whos going to stop you