They have two-for-ones I cant stop easily any other way
Sometimes, just having the raw card quantity is better than selecting it, especially when all your cards are good
your Namor is now a 4/4 flier
I might be able to see this perspective if the only counterfeiting problem involved dual lands, Power Nine cards, and other absurdly expensive, unreprintable Reserved List cards, but the demand for counterfeit Standard cards, $15 Commander cards, and Pauper staples works against the argument that the fake card problem is just about $600 Underground Seas and $2,500 The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vales
You can make some rather elegant paper jewelry by cutting out just the right piece of a card, and using my tutorial on paper earrings
This is kind of close to being Thermo-Alchemist, and that card has been great in spell decks in several different formats at this point