After 30 minutes of continuous shuffling, there was some corner damage, but most of the sleeves were still in good condition
Sure, you can only copy non-critter artifacts like Sol Ring or Ichor Wellspring, not Solemn Simulacrum, but a free ETB trigger every time and death trigger too with the sacrifice EOT
As such, I got right to trying to see what I could do
Artifact Creature Construct Epochrasite enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't cast it from your hand

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