pokemon card aron (42/108) (Stamped) [EX: Power Keepers] this Pokémon takes 30 less damage from attacks (after applying Weakness and Resistance) Pokemon HeartGold & Soulsilver Triumphant

So there we have it, spend enough mana in a turn and you give one of your creatures trample and +1/+1, as well as triggering their valiant ability if they have one

Then he can -3 to shoot a dork equal to your Mountain count, so he's a Spitting Earth on a planeswalker body

Stone of Erech - While I dont think this is necessarily an upgrade on Soul-Guide Lantern or Relic of Progenitus, it does get points for shutting down creatures entering graveyards

Its just that were playing a lot of mediocre cards, and it doesnt seem like it would cost us that much to splash red (for Unlicensed Disintegration, if nothing else)

Then I thought about an ability that destroyed artifacts and created mana

Put them together and you get the best two-drop milling spell ever