In the end I spent $130 to have 640 cards printed and shipped, or about $0.20 a card
If attacked while in attack position, the monster with the lowest attack power is destroyed and the difference is dealt as damage to that monsters controller
Clattering Augur It's hard to argue against a creature like Clattering Auger, where you get to draw one and lose a life when it comes into play, then it has built in graveyard recursion
Heres a look at the monsters that should be needed for this build
Chuck in a Panharmonicon while youre at it, as these draws are all enter-the-battlefield triggers, which Panharmonicon will double
Beatrice, Lady of the Eternal is a rank 6 XYZ monster thats pretty much a Foolish Burial on legs, allowing you to send any card from your deck to the graveyard at quick effect speed