Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit Turman sleeping in

sleeping in

and anywhere a blood pressure cuff might be involved

these are your go-to when you need backup but can't say what you're really thinking

and the unforgettable warning: “Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

They’re made from a cozy cotton/poly blend

Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit Turman sleeping inThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least its decorative. The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase Bless This Shitshow ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Included: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just pretty enough colors, two needles (in case