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THE BAR'S STILL OPEN
Warm Cookies Scented
Smells like red eyes and empty drink cups
Smells like someone is hoarding rocks
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A Candle for Mom Brain stoners THE BAR'S STILL OPENPhone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked. Soggy Cheerios Scented Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
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