NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Color:Brown It's the kind of shirt

It's the kind of shirt people point at and say 'I need to send this to someone' — which makes it a ridiculously easy boyfriend gift

Great for vegetarians

Built for the white elephant exchange that needs one truly chaotic entry

Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton means it's the kind of shirt that gets softer every wash — which is good

Ideal for casual hangouts

NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Color:Brown It's the kind of shirtAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical