YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt Also works well for trampoline

Also works well for trampoline park visits

The dark water

Ideal for a white elephant exchange

so it feels as good as the best funny t-shirts should

or any time you want to wear your thoughts on your sleeve (literally)

YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt Also works well for trampolineAbout This Design A vintage woodcut crab reclines in a striped beach chair at golden hour sunglasses on, tropical cocktail raised, the picture of dignified coastal leisure. Bold retro lettering arches overhead: 'YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS.' So charming. So wholesome. So plausibly innocent. And then it isn't. Why You'll Love This Shirt It reads clean at the family crab boil and lands filthy the second someone actually reads it. Comfort