Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Mug femme fatale Don’t wait to wear your

Don’t wait to wear your philosophy — grab your Bourgeoisie tee now and turn everyday moments into stylish statements

Prove your existence through the undeniable reality of wearing an intentionally terrible holiday garment

Karl would appreciate the wordplay

Wear this brilliant combination of holiday pop song and French rationalism while staying warm through winter heartbreak

Wear it lounging at home or out and about—versatility for your philosopher’s life

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